Tsukii~

OENC UPOAN A TIEM

THERE WAS DAT FROG
THAT SUPERHOT
NAD BEAZUTIFUL SEXEH
GREEN FROHg
ALSO DER WAS DAT PRINCESS
PINK
SO MUCH PUNK
TO PINK FOR EYES
DEM PRINCESS

ONE DAYM THEY LIKE
MET
AT A TACOBAR
AND THE FROG WAS HUNGRYY
SO THE PRINCESS
BOUGHT HIM LIKE
A SUPER HOT CHILI
TACO
THE FROG WAS HAPPY
SO HE ATE THE DELICIOUS TACO
WITH THE HOT CHILI
IT WAS LIKE
SO DELICIOUS
LET ME TELL YOU
LIKE A EXPLUSION
YES
SO DAMN DELICIOUS

SO
THE FROG
WAS HAPPY
AND KISSED THE PRINCESS
AS THANKS
SO
LIKE
THE PRINCESS TOOK
THE FROG LIKE
HOME WITH HER
AND LIKE
KISSED HIM AGAIN
AND THEN
THE FROG
LIKE
BECAME A HUMAN
WITH A FROG HOODIE
AND HE WAS SO HOT
THE PRINCESS WAS AROUSED
ALOT
SO SHE LIKE
THREW THE FROGMAN
ONTO HER COUC
BECAUSE THE BED
WAS TO FAR
AND THEN SHE LIKE
UNDRESSED THEM
AND SAT ONTO HIM
SO IT SHOVD UP INSIDE
HER I GUESS
AND IT JUST WENT
BAM BAM
BADABAM
AND THEN
HE LIKE
WAS
EXHAUSTED
AND THEY LIKE
FELL ASLEEP
9 MONTHNS LATER
AFTER THE PRINCESS GOT FAT
AND ATE LIKE
WEIRD THINGS
ALOT OF WEIRD THi
NGS
SHE WAS SCREAMING
AND FROGMAN CAME
LOOKING FOR HER
AND THERE SHE SAT
WITH 10 LITTLE FROGS
MAKING QUUUACK
WH
HE WAS LIKE
IM FATHER
WHY DONT THEY LOOK LIKE ME
YOU
CHEATED ON ME
BITCH
LET ME TELL YOU
WE LIKE
THY LIKE
BEROKE UP
AND LATER
FROGMAN LIKE FOUND
OUT
THE KIDS WERE HIS
SO HE WENT BACK TPO PRINCESS
BUT SHE ALLREADY
HAD A CACTUS
SHoVED UP
LIKE HER ASS
THE END

askthemelodiousnocturne:

I..I don´t want.

askthemelodiousnocturne:

I..I don´t want.

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:>

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Deadpool vs Fanime  (x)

THIS POST WINS THE FUCKING INTERNET!!! OMG.  THE LAST ONE, NO NO, THE THE THIRD ONE…WAIT WAIT, THE FUCKING MAGIKARP ONE! BAHAHAHAHA.  

LOLYES

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((OOC: Havn´t drawn a decent pic of him for quite a while now… Enjoy~~
BTW, this is also sort of a gift for eustass-kidd because IDK, she loves Kid just like I do~))

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((OOC: Havn´t drawn a decent pic of him for quite a while now… Enjoy~~

BTW, this is also sort of a gift for eustass-kidd because IDK, she loves Kid just like I do~))

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That´s the story.

Is that what happened to your left arm?

No

Well what’re you holding behind your back, then?

I can see a bone…

and I can’t tell whether you’re just happy to see me, or…

I have no idea what you mean, crazy earlobes.

You’re oozing blood from your mouth…

That´s not blood, that´s my lipstick!
*Wipes blood away*

Lipstick? But your lipstick is a darker shade

[/pokerface]

Its not.
NOW STFU IM NOT THAT DESPERATE >:I

Riiiiight…

And yet you’d eat your eyebrows…

I´m gonna eat your earlobes aswell if you wont shut up now >:U

Pft, I’d like to see you try, mortal!

you are adorable.~
Thank you^^

Shit man… Thats not funny anymore…

Its allready 6AM and I didnt catch any sleep at all… I just can´t sleep somehow… :/

I dont know why I feel so shitty atm… :I

be-yoursel-fu-fu-fu replied to your photo: IDK… My hair s blue yay… I´m in a bad moo

I love your style~~ 8)

Thank you :)

IDK…
My hair s blue yay…
I´m in a bad mood atm, I dont even exactly know why … :/
(PS: That symbol on the necklace which is half hidden by my shirt, is supposed to be the Jolly of Trafalgar Law.)

IDK…

My hair s blue yay…

I´m in a bad mood atm, I dont even exactly know why … :/

(PS: That symbol on the necklace which is half hidden by my shirt, is supposed to be the Jolly of Trafalgar Law.)